… But Don’t Punish Yourself If You Thought It Wasn’t The other day, as far as you know, we saw a dude in a nearby parking lot walking around, muttering, and punching himself in the face. Now, in some parts of town,... Read More

… You Might Just Be An April Fool! Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white as snow. But it was fake, and made of rock, Which Mary didn’t know.   The rock, you see, from which it came Was actually... Read More

… But The Ugly Stuff Might Still Be Floating Around It’s well-known that you can see naked things with your eyes.  Ask any teenage boy who’s seen an R-rated movie (and they all have, even if their parents don’t know). But there... Read More

… All That Smoke Probably Contains Plenty Of The Ugly Stuff You know what’s really funny?  The names these pharmaceutical companies give the drugs they relentlessly push in late-night TV ads. You know what’s really NOT funny?  The increased risk of deadly... Read More

… It’s Way Less “Medieval” Than Asbestos! Once upon a time, long ago, as far as you know, there was a meeting up at the North Pole which did much to bring joy and harmony to a cold, difficult world. It was... Read More

  … It Might Not Be As Easy – Or As Cheap – As You Think   Here at Asbestos Abatement, Inc. World Headquarters, we’re always on the cutting edge of new developments in the asbestos abatement industry.  One of the latest... Read More