… It’s Probably Those Microscopic Shards O’Death Vampires are scary.  But not as scary as airborne asbestos. That said, vampires are scary.  I have a friend whose mom loved the old vampire soap opera Dark Shadows, and who, at the age of... Read More

… Inducted Into The Rock And Roll Hall Of Shame You’ve heard of the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame, no doubt.  But you probably never heard of the Rock And Roll Hall Of Shame.  (Probably not, since we’re making it up... Read More

… It Ain’t Asbestos This episode of Airborne Asbestos Is Microscopic comes from an epic customer saga from just a few weeks ago.  And while this episode is fictitious, meaning made-up, meaning not real (any resemblance to real episodes is purely coincidental),... Read More

… But Don’t Punish Yourself If You Thought It Wasn’t The other day, as far as you know, we saw a dude in a nearby parking lot walking around, muttering, and punching himself in the face. Now, in some parts of town,... Read More

… You Might Just Be An April Fool! Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white as snow. But it was fake, and made of rock, Which Mary didn’t know.   The rock, you see, from which it came Was actually... Read More

… But The Ugly Stuff Might Still Be Floating Around It’s well-known that you can see naked things with your eyes.  Ask any teenage boy who’s seen an R-rated movie (and they all have, even if their parents don’t know). But there... Read More