Naked Eyes Can’t See Airborne Asbestos
… But The Ugly Stuff Might Still Be Floating Around
It’s well-known that you can see naked things with your eyes. Ask any teenage boy who’s seen an R-rated movie (and they all have, even if their parents don’t know).
But there are some things you can NOT see with your naked eyes.
These include leprechauns, the Easter bunny, vampires, lower egg prices, the celebrity colonies on Saturn, and airborne asbestos.
Now, as they used to say on Sesame Street, one of these things is not like the others. And that’s airborne asbestos. Why? Because airborne asbestos actually exists.
But you still can’t see it with your naked eyes.
Even if your eyes are “clothed” with contact lenses or prescription glasses, they’re still too naked to see airborne asbestos floating around in the air in your home or place of business.
You see (pun intended), asbestos is basically a rock, and it can be found all around you, in everything from the materials used to build your place, to your daughter’s faux jewelry, to any make-up products in your home that contain talc. (Which, if you find such make-up, you should immediately discard).
When it’s in its solid, manufactured state, asbestos isn’t dangerous. But when it’s disturbed, by something as simple as a small fire in the kitchen, or a little flood in the basement, or an attempt to apply powdered make-up… that’s when asbestos breaks up into sharp little shards that float around in your air.
And those shards are microscopic.
Yes, those little shards are dangerous. With prolonged exposure, they can burrow into your lungs and cause incurable, fatal diseases such as mesothelioma and asbestosis.
All those well-publicized wildfires… and the ones that will come over the course of the year? They burn down buildings containing the aforementioned asbestos-laden materials, which releases tons of those deadly un-seeable shards into the smoky air.
That’s why the government sometimes makes an effort to ban asbestos. But the fact is that most asbestos products have still been legal to be imported into the U.S., and as a result, asbestos is still all around us.
If you have any notion that you might have invisible airborne asbestos at your place, the thing to do is to have the place professionally tested. Then, if there’s a problem, your highly-trained and amazingly good-looking friends at Asbestos Abatement, Inc. can solve it.
We don’t do the testing ourselves – it’s a conflict of interest – but we can refer you to a reliable, professional tester. And if you need our help, we’ll show up in our space suits with our state-of-the-art equipment, and we’ll keep after it until your air is asbestos free.
The naked truth is that airborne asbestos is impossible to detect yourself, and very dangerous. But you can keep yourself and your family safe by having it removed from your property. And if you need such a service, don’t hesitate – reach out to your friends at Asbestos Abatement, Inc. right away. We can help you. And it will probably cost less than you imagine.